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<i>Previously on</i> Scorpion...

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That's Quincy Berkstead.

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The man who stole
your fiancée?

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Quincy, really? Nobody wants
to see me in my bikini.

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- Amy?
- That's Amy?

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Toby doesn't gamble anymore.

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He quit gambling? How?

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Well, if he didn't,
I would have walked.

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<i>The new</i> Chair
of Blades <i>book comes out today,</i>

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and I had it delivered here
instead of my apartment.

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It took J.
Randall P. Smythe

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ten years to write this.

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So I saw you talking
to Flo earlier.

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You glad I convinced you
to keep her around?

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Yes. I have to admit

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the reason why I didn't want
her to come was, uh, childish.

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- What was that?
- It's very silly, actually.

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I-I dreamt we were married
and we kissed.

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What?!

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<i>Question number one:</i>

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Where did you two first meet?

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Hup. Please read the
question in the proper form.

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Absolutely not doing that.

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Come on. The contest is tonight,
and we want to win.

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Didn't your football coach say
"Practice like you play"?

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No, actually he said,
"If you're complaining

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"about how the ball bounces,

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you're probably the jackass
who dropped it."

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Wonderful tangent.
Game, please?

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Fine.

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A query,

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my dearies:

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Where did you first meet
your deary?

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Nemo's Diner.

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Next question.
Bring it on.

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A query, my dearies:

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What was the first foreign
country you traveled to

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with your deary?

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Bosnia.

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We must be like butter

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'cause we're on a roll.

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A query, my dearies:

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Where did you first kiss
your deary?

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At Kovelsky's.
In the garage.

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Huh?

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- Wrong.
- Uh-oh.

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That's the sound
of a couple that is about

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to lose their desks.

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Our first kiss
was in Kovelsky's

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coat closet.

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Actually, my deary,
our first kiss came

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at your desk,
when we were testing

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to see if we had any attraction
to each other.

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That wasn't romantic, it was an
experiment. It doesn't count.

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Did our lips press against each
other in a passionate encounter?

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That's a kiss.

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Engine block will fit nicely.

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You're not taking our desks.

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We had a deal.

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After we beat
your tuchases in this game,

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Happy and I get your desks.

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Asinine.

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No, it's scientific.

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I'm trying to fertilize my wife.

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Gross.
Gross.

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And studies prove
that couples that see each other

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more often have
a higher rate of success

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when the tadpole train pulls
into the ovulation station.

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You can see her
from your desk.

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No, no, no. I want to be
right across from her.

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I want Happy to get pregnant
as much as anyone,

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but I am office manager.

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My desk needs to be
centrally located,

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not over by
all that greasy stuff.

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Yeah, and I think it's stupid,
so we'll win the game,

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you two will owe us
dinner at Kovelsky's,

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and we will retain
our work stations.

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Don't be
so sure, my dearies.

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You're both wrong.

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Huh?
Your first kiss

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was when Paige kissed Walt

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when he was out cold
in the hospital.

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Pretty sure
that's a crime.

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Oh, what's really a crime
is that these guys

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have to practice
to beat us.

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Don't take our
no-look high five.

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We've been no-look high-fiving
way before you two.

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This is going nowhere fast.
We need to get

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to the airport
and catch our flight.

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Yeah, Paige is right.
Okay, Happy,

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quick brush up: What did you
find about the schematics?

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Power plant's actually
well designed.

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According to
the diagnostic reports,

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last week's quake resulted
only in moderate cracking

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in the core's walls,

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all through here.

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Should only take
a few hours to repair.

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I spoke with the Mexican
Power Authority this morning.

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They approved our use
of our sonar technology

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to precisely pinpoint all
fissures and seal them.

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Great.
Government gig,

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helping an ally, good payday.
Let's pack.

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Paige.

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What do you want?
I'm not giving you my desk.

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It's not about that.

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You know I'm an enthusiastic
lover, right?

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And?

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With all
the procreation recreation,

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I slipped a disc
in my lower back.

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We are all way too involved
in each other's lives.

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Be that as it may, Coach Quinn
isn't gonna put me on the bench,

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so I need to heal up
before the next big game.

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Since you're the office manager,
you think you can

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manage to get me off duty?

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Okay, fine.

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Walter?

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Any way Toby can
pass on today's mission?

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His back hurts.

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From what?

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Enthusiasm.

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Fine.
Yeah, I don't want to know.

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And where is Sly?

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He's supposed to be here
running tests

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on the reactor's performance.

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He knows we have to leave soon.

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He's probably preparing software
on the bus ride back here.

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I have to say, out of
all the costumes here,

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ours are the
most authentic.

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I don't want to be that guy,
but I saw a Klentorian warrior

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walking around with a pewter
amulet instead of brass.

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How do you expect to meet a girl
when you make a gaffe like that?

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Indeed.

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Paige. What's up?

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Sky, we're leaving
for Mexico shortly.

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Great Falcon's feathers,
it's already Wednesday.

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You have a genius IQ.

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I know you know
how to use a calendar.

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I'm sorry. I've been waiting
on line for J. Randall P. Smythe

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outside The Warlock's Chest
since yesterday.

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I lost track of time.

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<i>Chair of Blades</i> author?

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Are you in your smock?
I bet you're in your smock.

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It's called a
tunic, and yes.

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Paige, the thing is, J. Randall
P. Smythe only gives a window

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for when he'll show
for a book adornment.

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And sometimes, he doesn't
even show at all.

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Sounds like a tool.

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If I leave, I
might miss him.

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You hanging out with that dork
you're always with?

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No, just me.

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Dyfrost.

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Hey, why don't
we let Sly wait there

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during our flight down,
and see if the author shows up.

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And if he doesn't, then
Dyfrost can take his books

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and get them signed.

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All the books.

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You gave Sly a book
to get signed, didn't you?

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Clam it.

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Fine, Sly, but you need to be
back here at work when we land.

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Is that clear?

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Absolutely. Bye.

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I get it. My mom's only
letting me stay till 4:00.

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Women, right?

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Okay, we're off.

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Toby, hold down the fort.

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Feel better, Doc.

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Tell Sly to call us
when he gets here.

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Rest up.

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Tonight, you are
back on the job.

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Huh. How romantic.

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All right, hurry up.
They're gone.

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Coast is clear?

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Yeah. I thought they'd
never leave. Come on in.

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I hate having to sneak
around like this. I'm sorry.

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Well, it's not like you
and Happy are long-lost chums.

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And, look, we're-we're trying
to preggo her Eggo.

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Any undue stress could
make that more difficult,

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so it's best she not know.

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I understand.

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Uh, okay, so, look,

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you were a little emotional
and rambling on your voice mail.

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So why don't you
just lay out

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exactly what's going on
with Quincy.

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And I hate to be a jerk,
but can you talk fast?

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Running around
with my ex-fiancée

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won't make Happy too happy,

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so I'd like to get
this over with ASAP.

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Yeah, okay, um, you know,
so like I said,

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whenever everything went down
in the bunker,

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I decided to end things with
him, and he took it very poorly.

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You know,
the-the bunker business died,

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there was bad press,

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his speaking engagements dried
up, no more TV appearances.

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So I-I went
to the bank

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to find my accounts drained.

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My credit was ruined.

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I mean, he-he stole my driver's
license, my passport,

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my Social Security
card, everything.

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And with no way
to prove your identity,

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there's no way to prove
your identity's stolen.

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That's a classic
21st century dilemma.

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I can't believe
that he did this.

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I mean, he is
a very desperate man.

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With an even more
desperate beard.

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Anyway, I-I figured

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he was hard up for money,

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and so he sold my identity
for a couple of bucks.

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Amy, your identity is worth
more than a couple bucks.

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You're a felony-free citizen
with solid credit.

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Quincy made a nice chunk
of change there.

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See, this is why I came to you.

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You know all of
the down and dirty stuff.

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And I-I don't, I don't
mean to insult you,

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it's just, you know,
when we were together,

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you knew every lowlife,
loan shark

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or backroom card hustler.

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That was your world.

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No offense taken.
I was a dirtbag.

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I'm gonna make
a few calls.

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There's some people
I think might have Intel

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on stolen paper in L.A.

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And they move their Koreatown
setup every few months.

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Hey.

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Thank you.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's, um... It's no problem.

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Amy, when we were together,
I put you through the wringer,

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stealing all your savings
for my long shots and underdogs.

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So if someone else
is doing this to you,

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that's the least I can do.

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So I've found, as my <i>Fantasies</i>
<i>'N Frolics</i> scores ascend,

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so does my career.

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The same week I went
from a level five

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to a level six player,

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I went from assistant manager to
co-manager at the Pic 'N Save.

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I'm only at level two.

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But audiology takes up
most of my time.

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I see.

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Hey. You're supposed
to be my wingman.

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I'm trying to impress
this pretty stereo salesperson.

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She doesn't
sell stereos.

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She's a doctor.
This is why I need a wingman.

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By Elvin Hooves.

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Take my books.

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I don't feel that well.

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We've had success with
this sonar equipment

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in the past, Maria.

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We'll be able to
locate the most

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microscopic cracks
in the reactor core.

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Which we'll seal
with a special compound

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Happy Quinn designed
just for this job.

252
00:09:02,364 --> 00:09:04,563
It's quick-drying, waterproof,
stress-resilient.

253
00:09:04,566 --> 00:09:06,966
Your reactor will be
at full power in no time.

254
00:09:06,967 --> 00:09:08,268
We can't thank you enough.

255
00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:10,403
This community was once
a dying fishing village.

256
00:09:10,404 --> 00:09:12,806
This plant brought jobs, enough
energy so we could expand.

257
00:09:12,807 --> 00:09:16,208
Our population has grown
to almost 10,000 residents.

258
00:09:16,211 --> 00:09:19,078
And most of them rely on this
plant to feed their families.

259
00:09:19,081 --> 00:09:22,615
Since we've been shut down,
people are hurting.

260
00:09:22,616 --> 00:09:24,350
Well, Scorpion is happy to help.

261
00:09:24,351 --> 00:09:27,953
Speaking of helping,
I am at the garage now,

262
00:09:27,956 --> 00:09:30,456
setting everything up
as we speak.

263
00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:31,924
Hey, Sly.

264
00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:33,559
You take care of business?

265
00:09:33,562 --> 00:09:34,793
I have a man on it.

266
00:09:34,796 --> 00:09:36,196
Is that man wearing

267
00:09:36,197 --> 00:09:37,897
a blue dress with stars on it?

268
00:09:37,899 --> 00:09:40,866
Get off my back. You'll get
your dumb autograph, okay?

269
00:09:40,869 --> 00:09:43,769
You okay, Sly?
You seem stressed.

270
00:09:43,772 --> 00:09:44,770
I'm not stressed.

271
00:09:44,773 --> 00:09:46,172
Well, you sound bothered.

272
00:09:46,173 --> 00:09:47,841
I'm not bothered, either.

273
00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:50,110
Except by this third degree
I'm getting.

274
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,111
All right, well, Sly, why don't
you just give us the readings?

275
00:09:52,114 --> 00:09:53,480
Scanning them now.

276
00:09:53,481 --> 00:09:54,880
All the cracks are up.

277
00:09:54,883 --> 00:09:57,683
The visible ones should be
easy enough for you to spot.

278
00:09:57,686 --> 00:10:00,586
The sonar is picking up
on the microfissures now.

279
00:10:00,589 --> 00:10:02,489
Be careful.

280
00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:04,289
Slow and steady.

281
00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:06,960
If you want it slow and steady,
hold it slow and steady.

282
00:10:06,961 --> 00:10:08,160
I am holding
it steady.

283
00:10:08,163 --> 00:10:09,361
You're shaking it.

284
00:10:09,364 --> 00:10:10,429
No, I'm not doing anything.

285
00:10:10,432 --> 00:10:12,231
This sucker is shaking
on its own.

286
00:10:12,234 --> 00:10:13,966
Oh, man. Hold on!

287
00:10:13,969 --> 00:10:15,134
Is this another quake?

288
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,937
Technically, but...

289
00:10:17,938 --> 00:10:21,374
it doesn't seem to be more
than a light aftershock.

290
00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,708
It's already over.

291
00:10:22,711 --> 00:10:24,977
Sly, what are the details?

292
00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:27,113
I know it may have felt like
a light aftershock,

293
00:10:27,115 --> 00:10:29,481
but it was actually part
of the seismic waves

294
00:10:29,484 --> 00:10:31,683
from a 9.1 earthquake

295
00:10:31,686 --> 00:10:34,653
that hit in the Pacific
72 miles off the coast!

296
00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:36,688
Oh, no.
What is it?

297
00:10:36,691 --> 00:10:37,923
Our tsunami warning system.

298
00:10:37,926 --> 00:10:40,025
There was a huge surge
off the Pacific.

299
00:10:40,028 --> 00:10:42,761
Fuente Roja is 12 feet
below sea level.

300
00:10:42,764 --> 00:10:44,864
- This is bad.
- It gets worse.

301
00:10:44,865 --> 00:10:47,866
NOAA estimates
38 minutes until landfall.

302
00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:51,336
And based on the reported size
of the surge,

303
00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:54,288
there's a 100-foot wave
headed your way!

304
00:10:54,289 --> 00:10:58,289
<b>♪ Scorpion 4x15 ♪</b>
Wave Goodbye
Original Air Date on January 29, 2018

305
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,291
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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306
00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:08,513
_

307
00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:09,970
We need to get
the hell out of here.

308
00:11:09,971 --> 00:11:11,572
We can't till we seal
those cracks.

309
00:11:11,573 --> 00:11:13,206
Now, if the tsunami
floods this reactor

310
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:14,808
with those cracks
still exposed,

311
00:11:14,811 --> 00:11:16,576
it will melt down
just like Fukushima.

312
00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:19,145
There's no way we can seal
all these cracks in 38 minutes

313
00:11:19,148 --> 00:11:21,347
and still get out of here alive!

314
00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:24,284
We can if we construct
a pulley system.

315
00:11:24,287 --> 00:11:26,187
I can Spider-Woman around here.

316
00:11:26,188 --> 00:11:28,022
It'll slash the time
needed to do the job.

317
00:11:28,024 --> 00:11:29,222
Okay, do it.
Paige, go help them

318
00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:30,490
find what they need
for the build.

319
00:11:30,493 --> 00:11:31,524
Copy that.

320
00:11:31,527 --> 00:11:32,893
Where's the exterior
exhaust vent?

321
00:11:32,894 --> 00:11:34,195
On the south wall. Why?

322
00:11:34,197 --> 00:11:35,361
We need to plug it.

323
00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:37,230
Now, if the ocean water
from the tsunami seeps

324
00:11:37,232 --> 00:11:38,999
into the core
through that vent...

325
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,768
Also Fukushima.
Exactly.

326
00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,235
I'll alert the authorities
to begin an evacuation plan,

327
00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:44,004
and I'll have a helicopter
pick your team up from the roof

328
00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:45,405
once you're finished.
Great.

329
00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:47,307
Uh, Paige, once you're done
helping Cabe and Happy,

330
00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:48,475
meet me outside the south wall.

331
00:11:48,477 --> 00:11:50,344
Got it! Toby!

332
00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:52,145
Any advice for Maria
on the best way

333
00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:53,913
to evacuate a town of 10,000?

334
00:11:53,915 --> 00:11:55,249
Uh...

335
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,884
Toby's not here.

336
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:59,052
What do you mean he's not there?
Where the hell is he?

337
00:11:59,054 --> 00:12:00,988
Um...

338
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,023
Running errands?

339
00:12:03,024 --> 00:12:04,758
Look, there's only
a handful of people that deal

340
00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:06,559
in that kind of paper,
so our best bet

341
00:12:06,562 --> 00:12:07,827
is to start with
Rhonda Duffy.

342
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:08,995
How do you know her?

343
00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:11,065
Uh, played in her card game
back in the day.

344
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,432
Rhonda's, uh, a real pistol.

345
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:15,101
And she carries one, too,
so tread carefully.

346
00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:18,239
Are you sure we're
gonna be safe?

347
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,740
Yeah, yeah. We'll be fine.

348
00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:21,609
Rhonda loves me.

349
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:26,212
You conniving, scheming,
backstabbing, little creep.

350
00:12:26,215 --> 00:12:27,648
How was your Christmas?

351
00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:29,582
I knew you'd come
out eventually

352
00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:31,284
from whatever rock
you been hiding under,

353
00:12:31,287 --> 00:12:33,520
you hat-wearing turd.

354
00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:34,889
I'm not a turd, Rhonda.

355
00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:38,024
If you sat in a sandbox,
my cat'd bury you.

356
00:12:38,027 --> 00:12:39,192
Now, you owe me

357
00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:42,562
$8,213.

358
00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:44,697
So where is it?

359
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,067
Or do I have Lugo
take your ear?

360
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:50,671
Well, for one thing, my entire
body isn't worth eight grand.

361
00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:51,838
And two,

362
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:54,307
we both know you like
to keep your books clean.

363
00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:55,576
So I'm gonna bet

364
00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:57,544
that you sold my debt
to some knuckle-dragger

365
00:12:57,547 --> 00:13:00,114
for 40 cents on the dollar.
Am I right?

366
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:04,083
Yeah. My bill with you
is square.

367
00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,686
So, Rhonda,
I need a little favor.

368
00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:07,788
You got to be kidding.

369
00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:09,190
No, no, no, no.
I'm dead serious.

370
00:13:09,192 --> 00:13:11,692
You see, this woman right here
is a civilian, and...

371
00:13:11,693 --> 00:13:12,927
Hi. Dr. Amy Berkstead.

372
00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,427
She doesn't care.

373
00:13:14,429 --> 00:13:17,264
See, Amy, she got
her identity stolen.

374
00:13:17,265 --> 00:13:19,399
And I figured,
classy lady like you

375
00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:21,335
would know
who might trade

376
00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:23,003
in that kind of paper.
Tell you what.

377
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:25,505
You walk out of here right now,
I won't have my guys

378
00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:28,408
beat you dizzy in front
of your little friend.

379
00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:31,644
All right. Have it your way.

380
00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:33,780
It was lovely to see you.

381
00:13:33,783 --> 00:13:35,849
You know, it's a shame,
'cause if I go,

382
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,250
I'm not gonna be able
to tell you

383
00:13:37,253 --> 00:13:38,475
how you're getting robbed blind
down there.

384
00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:39,620
Bull.

385
00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:42,923
You see the rack in front of
that guy right there?

386
00:13:42,924 --> 00:13:44,758
Now, I'm gonna assume

387
00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,826
that this gentleman's been
coming to your establishment

388
00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:48,528
for, eh, couple weeks now.

389
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:51,465
He hasn't won yet.
He loses two or three grand.

390
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:53,801
And then all of the sudden,
today, bam!

391
00:13:53,802 --> 00:13:55,602
Oh, boy, is he incredibly lucky.

392
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,005
Looks like he's up, uh,
what is that, 20 large or so?

393
00:13:59,008 --> 00:14:00,841
Wow.

394
00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:04,077
Rhonda, this man set you up
like a bowling pin.

395
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,946
Come on.

396
00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:07,615
She doesn't want your help,
and I don't have time

397
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:09,649
for this nonsense, okay?
You heard the lady.

398
00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,884
Hold it.

399
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:14,153
You catch me a cheat,

400
00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:16,289
I'll tell you who has
Mrs. Doctor's identity.

401
00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:18,158
Deal.

402
00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:19,460
Cabe, you sure
you can handle this?

403
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:21,195
I'm gonna be 115 pounds

404
00:14:21,197 --> 00:14:23,230
of swinging spider monkey
in there.

405
00:14:23,231 --> 00:14:24,631
I won't let you fall, kid.

406
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,167
Sly, where do I
need to be?

407
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,269
The first crack cluster

408
00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:31,804
is 12 feet down
at exactly 45 degrees.

409
00:14:31,807 --> 00:14:33,106
Done and done.

410
00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,375
Hold on tight, Pops.

411
00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:35,576
Whoa!

412
00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:38,778
It's okay. All right.

413
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,280
Happy, you all right?

414
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:41,749
I'm on. Ready to patch.

415
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,817
Sly!

416
00:14:43,818 --> 00:14:45,052
I'm at the exhaust vent.

417
00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,488
We need to figure out a way
to plug this thing.

418
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,088
Sand is
an aggregate in concrete.

419
00:14:49,091 --> 00:14:51,091
Can that work?
Possibly.

420
00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:53,793
But we need to add something
to create a slurry.

421
00:14:53,796 --> 00:14:55,162
Oh.

422
00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,365
Aha! Oil.

423
00:14:58,366 --> 00:14:59,899
Yeah, that'll cause
a coagulation.

424
00:14:59,902 --> 00:15:01,902
But if it's gonna
hold the water out,

425
00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:03,336
we'll need a thickening agent.

426
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,972
Seaweed! Seaweed is used
as a thickener

427
00:15:05,975 --> 00:15:07,307
- in nail polish.
- Brilliant.

428
00:15:07,309 --> 00:15:10,144
Seaweed has carrageenans
known for gelling properties.

429
00:15:10,145 --> 00:15:11,945
Now, I'm gonna mix sand
into the oil.

430
00:15:11,947 --> 00:15:14,280
When you get here, gather
as much seaweed as you can.

431
00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:17,283
The sealant is
activated by high heat.

432
00:15:17,286 --> 00:15:21,054
After I apply it to the cracks,
I'll use my torch to harden it.

433
00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:29,096
Okay. Last group
of micro cracks,

434
00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:31,197
11 o'clock,
six feet from the rim.

435
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,100
Got it!

436
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,537
Sly, is Toby back yet?

437
00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:38,739
No. He's still busy.

438
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,341
Doing what? We're dealing
with a tsunami here.

439
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:43,143
I'm not sure.

440
00:15:43,144 --> 00:15:45,611
You're lying.
I can hear it in your voice.

441
00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:47,413
Like when I caught you
ordering that poster

442
00:15:47,415 --> 00:15:49,082
with all the girl superheroes
on it,

443
00:15:49,085 --> 00:15:50,984
and you said it was
for your cousin.

444
00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:52,086
Okay, okay.

445
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:54,153
I saw Toby and Amy
in a car together,

446
00:15:54,155 --> 00:15:55,822
and I don't know
where they were headed.

447
00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:57,890
Amy?

448
00:15:57,893 --> 00:15:59,927
As in ex-fiancée Amy?

449
00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:01,361
What's he doing with her?

450
00:16:01,364 --> 00:16:03,730
Sly, you better find out
what he's up to.

451
00:16:03,732 --> 00:16:05,466
Don't make me spy on my friend.

452
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,500
I'm gonna make my foot spy on

453
00:16:07,503 --> 00:16:09,503
the inside of your butt
if you don't.

454
00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,839
That's a nice line.
I'm gonna use that.

455
00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:15,241
Okay, I'm searching. Uh...

456
00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:18,044
<i>New England Journal of Medicine</i>
articles.

457
00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:20,813
A coupon for Spam.

458
00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:25,085
What's at 452 San Marino
in Koreatown?

459
00:16:25,086 --> 00:16:27,221
He's taking her to Koreatown?

460
00:16:27,222 --> 00:16:30,124
That's it.

461
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,424
I want to make some money!

462
00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:34,727
You want to make some money?!
Yes!

463
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,831
Come on! There you go!

464
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,332
There it is, right there.

465
00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:41,701
Here we go.
You ready?

466
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,036
Yeah, yeah.

467
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,738
That was a great bluff
with Rhonda, by the way.

468
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,038
She really bought that
you were leaving.

469
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,709
Well, I learned bluffing
from the best.

470
00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,084
You okay?

471
00:16:57,086 --> 00:16:59,753
Yeah, yeah. Just saying hi
to an old friend.

472
00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:02,155
Hello, gambling.

473
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:05,092
Place your bets.

474
00:17:05,094 --> 00:17:06,626
Oh, looky here.
All right!

475
00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:08,828
Looks like we got a hot table.

476
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:11,265
Why don't you give me, um...

477
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,000
Give me $100 on every hard-way.

478
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:13,967
Money plays.

479
00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:15,803
Smart man, riding my bet.

480
00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:17,938
I'm on fire!
Yeah, looks that way, boss.

481
00:17:27,182 --> 00:17:29,282
Hard six!
Attafella!

482
00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:30,717
Yeah!

483
00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,318
Press it.

484
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,587
Press my bet.

485
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,190
Let me see you do that again.

486
00:17:36,192 --> 00:17:40,059
Buddy, I've been
doing it all night.

487
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,199
Boom!
Boom!

488
00:17:45,201 --> 00:17:46,432
Winner, winner!

489
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:47,901
Kovelsky dinner!

490
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,603
This feels good.

491
00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:52,772
Attaboy. Attaboy.

492
00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:54,340
Attaboy.

493
00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:56,276
Sorry, honey, not right now.

494
00:17:56,278 --> 00:17:57,911
You know what?

495
00:17:57,913 --> 00:17:59,212
Double my bet.

496
00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:01,682
I got a horseshoe up my butt;
I'm so lucky.

497
00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:03,383
Technically, what's helping you
isn't what's up your butt.

498
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:05,251
It's what's
on your neck.

499
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:08,387
What the hell?

500
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,857
Hey, Lugo, this gentleman's
got a little bit of

501
00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:12,326
clear resin on the
back of his neck.

502
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,826
You see, just a dab will do you

503
00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:15,127
if you're looking
to weigh the dice

504
00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:18,097
for snake eyes or
boxcars or really

505
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,199
- whatever roll you want.
- No, no, no, no!

506
00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,200
Wait. No, wait.

507
00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:21,969
Wait. Ah!

508
00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:25,638
Spotted that 'cause I ran
the same exact scam

509
00:18:25,641 --> 00:18:27,140
on a riverboat casino.

510
00:18:27,142 --> 00:18:28,407
Oh, I recall.

511
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:30,943
That was the night of
our engagement party.

512
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,712
You missed it.

513
00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:34,914
We should talk to Rhonda.

514
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:36,349
Okay.

515
00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:39,051
Paige, spread it
evenly so it dries faster.

516
00:18:39,054 --> 00:18:40,453
We won't get a
second shot at this.

517
00:18:40,455 --> 00:18:41,755
Right, like our first kiss.

518
00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:42,511
Huh?

519
00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:44,291
I can't believe
you consider the garage kiss

520
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:45,759
our real first kiss
and the kiss at Kovelsky's

521
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,394
our second crack at it.
Thing is,

522
00:18:47,395 --> 00:18:48,561
when there are two events,

523
00:18:48,564 --> 00:18:50,130
I consider the one
that happened first

524
00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:52,766
the first event, and then
the second one the second event.

525
00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:54,134
I'm weird like that.

526
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,103
The Kovelsky's kiss
was right after you said

527
00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,704
you were in love with me, which
makes it our first real kiss.

528
00:18:58,707 --> 00:19:00,574
- Well, not without a time machine.
- You suck.

529
00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:01,807
Just cover the holes.
It's covered.

530
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,609
Okay, great! Happy,
where do you stand?

531
00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:06,179
Right now,
I am pretty anti-Toby.

532
00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:09,782
No! Where do you stand on
patching the reactor core?

533
00:19:09,785 --> 00:19:11,652
Oh. I'm done.

534
00:19:12,688 --> 00:19:13,953
Not a moment too soon.

535
00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,122
The helicopter's
on the roof,

536
00:19:15,124 --> 00:19:17,223
but pilot has to take a
longer route to the airport.

537
00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:18,325
Why the change?

538
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:19,926
Tremors toppled over
the Fuente Roja bridge.

539
00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:21,694
He needs to maneuver
around the ash cloud

540
00:19:21,696 --> 00:19:23,029
that was created
by the collapse.

541
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,096
That bridge

542
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,798
is the only way out of town.

543
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,099
How will the residents evacuate?

544
00:19:27,102 --> 00:19:28,234
They won't.

545
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,336
We'll have to try
to find higher ground.

546
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:31,704
We're below sea level.

547
00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:34,207
There's no way to get
10,000 people to safety in time.

548
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:36,076
Authorities are
doing the best they can.

549
00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:38,612
Please. I need to get back
to my family and you need to go.

550
00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:40,212
There is no more
that you can do here.

551
00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:41,682
We can't just
leave these people

552
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,784
here to die.
Walt, any ideas?

553
00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:45,852
Yes. We're gonna
have to stop it.

554
00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:47,954
Stop what?
Please don't say the tsunami.

555
00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:49,155
Please don't say
the tsunami.

556
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:51,391
Guys, we're gonna
have to stop the tsunami.

557
00:19:58,142 --> 00:20:00,281
A query, my deary,
but how the hell

558
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,615
are we supposed
to stop a tsunami!?

559
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,849
I read a paper by Dr. Kadri

560
00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:04,251
at Cardiff University
School of Mathematics

561
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:07,255
that theorized that you could
stop a tsunami

562
00:20:07,257 --> 00:20:09,423
by creating acoustical
gravitational waves

563
00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:11,325
triggered by an
underwater avalanche.

564
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:14,295
The sound waves would reduce
the amplitude of a tsunami

565
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,230
and redistribute its energy
across a larger space.

566
00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:20,601
So we could save the town,
and thousands of lives.

567
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:23,738
Walter, I'm the one who
showed you Dr. Kadri's paper.

568
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:27,371
And it clearly states that
his thesis is only theoretical.

569
00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:30,138
Tell you what isn't theoretical
is the death and destruction

570
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,173
that's gonna hit this town
in 20 minutes.

571
00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:34,008
Walt, can we pull this off?

572
00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:35,542
We have everything
that we need right here.

573
00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:36,677
Sly, pull up
the oceanographic map

574
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,378
of Fuente Roja.
I have a plan.

575
00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:39,948
Roger that.

576
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,883
Maria, you got
to get your family

577
00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:43,284
and head to higher ground ASAP.

578
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,653
Thank you. But what
about Scorpion?

579
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:47,355
We've been in situations
like this before.

580
00:20:47,356 --> 00:20:49,557
We're professionals.
He's still not picking up.

581
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:52,926
I am gonna cover him in parsley
and feed him to the snails.

582
00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,528
Most of the time.

583
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,763
Okay, I got eyes
on the Mexican coastline.

584
00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:57,832
What about it?

585
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,067
Does the Mazatlan Shelf

586
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,367
extend into Fuente Roja?

587
00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:03,938
Yes. It forms an underwater
canyon due west of the bay.

588
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,507
Canyon walls are 40 feet tall.

589
00:21:05,509 --> 00:21:08,476
They're 3.7 meters from the
shoreline by the power plant.

590
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:10,778
Okay, 40 feet...
that's just high enough.

591
00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:13,080
Oh, I think I know
where you're headed, boss.

592
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,182
We ramp the reactor to full
power, pressurize the core

593
00:21:15,184 --> 00:21:17,384
and heat the water
to highly-pressurized steam.

594
00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:19,787
Correct. Then we release that
steam through the intake pipe

595
00:21:19,788 --> 00:21:20,954
and into the ocean.

596
00:21:20,957 --> 00:21:22,856
Creating a bubble
that will collapse

597
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:26,227
the canyon wall,
causing an underwater avalanche.

598
00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:27,595
Sending acoustical
gravitational waves

599
00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:29,396
straight towards the tsunami
and knock that sucker out.

600
00:21:29,398 --> 00:21:31,532
Two years ago,
we created a tsunami

601
00:21:31,535 --> 00:21:33,300
to reverse the flow of a river.

602
00:21:33,302 --> 00:21:36,503
Now we're creating an avalanche
to kill a tsunami?

603
00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:38,673
Can't say
we're not well-rounded.

604
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,674
Cabe, you and I
will increase the number

605
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,242
of uranium rods necessary

606
00:21:42,244 --> 00:21:44,945
- to fully power the reactor.
- Paige and I can reverse

607
00:21:44,948 --> 00:21:46,948
the turbine fan so it's blowing
all the air from the reactor

608
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,683
into the core, instead of out,
and it can become pressurized.

609
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,653
And then you'll boil the water
in the core

610
00:21:51,654 --> 00:21:52,787
to create the steam bubble.

611
00:21:52,788 --> 00:21:54,489
And then release it
through the intake pipe

612
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:57,025
directly at the canyon wall.
Let's get to it.

613
00:22:00,963 --> 00:22:03,698
When is
Rhonda coming back?

614
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,833
No idea.

615
00:22:08,605 --> 00:22:11,239
Do you think his knuckles are
raw from beating up the cheater?

616
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,307
It's not from
tenderizing chicken.

617
00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:17,744
Hey, Lugo, how's the family?

618
00:22:17,747 --> 00:22:20,114
Your mom still smoke
those Guatemalan cigars?

619
00:22:23,286 --> 00:22:25,452
Finally. Was getting worried you
were gonna back out on our deal.

620
00:22:25,454 --> 00:22:28,088
I had to make some calls.
So, can you "Help Me, Rhonda"?

621
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:31,826
That wasn't funny years ago
and it ain't funny now.

622
00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,560
Here's where you can find

623
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,163
the guy who has
her paperwork.

624
00:22:35,164 --> 00:22:37,097
And you're not
gonna like it.

625
00:22:37,099 --> 00:22:38,967
Pinto Goochelli?

626
00:22:38,969 --> 00:22:40,634
The guy who locked you
in the car trunk.

627
00:22:40,636 --> 00:22:42,069
Multiple car trunks.
No, no, no.

628
00:22:42,072 --> 00:22:43,671
The Gooch works the East Coast.
What's he doing here?

629
00:22:43,673 --> 00:22:46,140
Franchising.
What the hell do I care?

630
00:22:46,142 --> 00:22:50,510
Oh. And by the way, he's the guy
I sold your bad debt to.

631
00:22:50,512 --> 00:22:53,047
Oh, crap.

632
00:22:56,685 --> 00:22:59,554
Damn bolts
are old and stripped.

633
00:22:59,556 --> 00:23:01,655
Okay, hold this.

634
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,434
Okay.

635
00:23:09,436 --> 00:23:11,537
Uh, that is good enough to get

636
00:23:11,538 --> 00:23:13,638
to the controls
to reverse the turbine.

637
00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:17,175
Um... that was
pretty impressive.

638
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,778
Yeah? I just imagined
it was Toby's neck.

639
00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:21,846
Happy, Toby loves you.

640
00:23:21,848 --> 00:23:23,749
I don't know what he's doing
at that address with Amy,

641
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,884
but it's not
what you think.

642
00:23:24,885 --> 00:23:26,652
He wouldn't jeopardize
your relationship.

643
00:23:26,653 --> 00:23:28,287
He's trying to have a baby
with you, for Pete's sake.

644
00:23:28,288 --> 00:23:30,923
Okay, here's an idea:
you take that socket wrench,

645
00:23:30,924 --> 00:23:33,058
you head to the beach,
and you loosen the bolt locks

646
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,894
on the intake pipe
release valve.

647
00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:37,930
And I will meet you there
when I am finished here.

648
00:23:37,932 --> 00:23:40,298
You want me gone so you don't
have to talk about something

649
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,834
that's clearly
bothering you.

650
00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:43,568
Right on both counts.

651
00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:44,836
Now beat it.

652
00:23:44,838 --> 00:23:46,838
Fine.

653
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,715
Attaboy. Attaboy.

654
00:23:56,718 --> 00:23:58,683
Attaboy.

655
00:23:59,787 --> 00:24:00,786
You should call her.

656
00:24:00,788 --> 00:24:02,555
That would be
a bad idea.

657
00:24:02,557 --> 00:24:04,824
My Happy isn't always so happy.

658
00:24:04,826 --> 00:24:06,858
You know, with the way
that things ended between us,

659
00:24:06,861 --> 00:24:07,960
I never imagined
you would've

660
00:24:07,961 --> 00:24:09,627
stuck your neck out
like this for me.

661
00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:13,699
The way things ended with us
was completely my fault,

662
00:24:13,701 --> 00:24:15,601
with the gambling and...

663
00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:18,436
getting into trouble
and losing all your money.

664
00:24:18,439 --> 00:24:19,939
You were a mess.

665
00:24:19,941 --> 00:24:21,941
But you turned it around, pal.

666
00:24:21,942 --> 00:24:24,410
Look, I'm-I'm really glad
that, you know, you...

667
00:24:24,412 --> 00:24:25,810
you figured your life out.

668
00:24:25,813 --> 00:24:27,313
Unlike me.
Yeah, I have

669
00:24:27,315 --> 00:24:29,336
a-a failed engagement,
a marriage down the drain.

670
00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:30,836
I'm just...

671
00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:32,905
I'm starting to think
that I'm snakebit, so...

672
00:24:32,907 --> 00:24:34,708
You do know
that that's nonsense, right?

673
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:37,210
That you're smart and you're
beautiful and you're kind.

674
00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:38,912
You just got engaged
to an addict.

675
00:24:39,948 --> 00:24:41,247
And then you married
Quincy Berkstead,

676
00:24:41,249 --> 00:24:42,915
and he's a schmuck,
so that's on you.

677
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:49,455
You know, even in the bad times,
you always made me laugh.

678
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:51,557
And speaking of bad times,
I still think

679
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,792
that we should call the cops.
Absolutely not.

680
00:24:53,795 --> 00:24:55,894
The Gooch is just gonna deny
having your I.D.,

681
00:24:55,896 --> 00:24:58,298
and then they'll come after us
for being rats.

682
00:24:58,299 --> 00:25:00,333
Okay, but the guy has
his offices in a funeral parlor.

683
00:25:00,335 --> 00:25:01,534
That's unsettling.

684
00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:04,269
The Gooch is
finishing up a call.

685
00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:07,173
He'll be with you
in a couple minutes.

686
00:25:08,676 --> 00:25:12,278
You should get settled.
It's almost showtime.

687
00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,680
Okay, all the rods are in place.

688
00:25:13,682 --> 00:25:14,814
Reactor's fully powered.

689
00:25:14,816 --> 00:25:16,382
Fill the core with water.

690
00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:21,287
This better work.

691
00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:23,123
NOAA is estimating the tsunami

692
00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:25,023
will hit shore in 11 minutes!

693
00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:28,394
Just about finished the bolt
lock on the intake pipe.

694
00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:29,362
Where's Happy?

695
00:25:29,364 --> 00:25:30,630
Right here!

696
00:25:30,632 --> 00:25:31,730
There.

697
00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:33,566
Okay.

698
00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:36,603
Okay. Uh, the wheel must be
corroded by the salt air.

699
00:25:36,605 --> 00:25:38,438
It's gonna take
both of us

700
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,873
to turn it when it's go time.

701
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:42,509
<i>The steam's building</i>
<i>in the reactor core.</i>

702
00:25:42,510 --> 00:25:43,643
When I say,

703
00:25:43,644 --> 00:25:45,545
turn the valve
and release it into the ocean.

704
00:25:45,547 --> 00:25:47,046
Right, so it creates
a giant bubble that'll

705
00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:48,381
knock down
a giant underwater wall

706
00:25:48,383 --> 00:25:49,615
that'll make giant sound waves

707
00:25:49,617 --> 00:25:51,617
that'll destroy a giant tsunami.

708
00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:52,551
That's the gist of it.

709
00:25:52,554 --> 00:25:53,586
Walter, you better be
right about this.

710
00:25:53,587 --> 00:25:55,288
Well, that depends;
I need to open

711
00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:57,457
two chambers here to release
the steam toward the ocean.

712
00:25:57,459 --> 00:25:59,526
Chamber one has to be opened
before chamber two

713
00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:01,161
or the whole reactor explodes.

714
00:26:01,163 --> 00:26:03,128
Should I do it
in that order, Paige?

715
00:26:03,131 --> 00:26:04,730
What the hell
are you talking about?

716
00:26:04,732 --> 00:26:06,566
Well, according to you,
order of events don't matter.

717
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,701
So if a second kiss
can be a first kiss,

718
00:26:08,702 --> 00:26:10,769
then the second chamber
can be the first chamber.

719
00:26:10,771 --> 00:26:13,006
I might not be able
to identify our first kiss,

720
00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:14,941
but I sure as hell can tell you
when our final kiss was.

721
00:26:14,942 --> 00:26:16,308
It was last night, buddy!

722
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:17,477
Oh, now you're being childish.

723
00:26:17,479 --> 00:26:19,679
Save the lover's
spat for later.

724
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,079
She's totally wrong.
You're a man.

725
00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:22,147
You should be
on my side.

726
00:26:23,184 --> 00:26:24,951
The core is filled.

727
00:26:24,952 --> 00:26:26,920
Releasing the steam now.

728
00:26:26,922 --> 00:26:28,688
In proper sequential order.

729
00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:29,888
And, Happy,

730
00:26:29,891 --> 00:26:30,824
turn the valve now!

731
00:26:35,564 --> 00:26:36,895
What the hell?

732
00:26:36,897 --> 00:26:38,631
Where's the steam?

733
00:26:38,633 --> 00:26:39,833
Going through the pipe, right?

734
00:26:39,835 --> 00:26:41,667
No, the PSI gauge is not moving.

735
00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:43,102
The steam is
stopped in the pipeline.

736
00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:44,203
There's a blockage.

737
00:26:44,205 --> 00:26:46,739
Oh, man.
This place is gonna blow.

738
00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:50,609
Not good.

739
00:26:58,258 --> 00:26:59,901
It's a pipe
that only carries steam.

740
00:26:59,903 --> 00:27:01,135
What could possibly
be blocking it?

741
00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:03,767
I bet the earthquake damaged
the interior baffles.

742
00:27:03,768 --> 00:27:06,984
We turn the wheel up here,
but nothing happens in there.

743
00:27:06,986 --> 00:27:09,252
I'm trying to find a backup
override to open it up,

744
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,685
but I'm not finding anything.

745
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,488
What are you doing?

746
00:27:12,490 --> 00:27:14,356
If I don't open those baffles,

747
00:27:14,358 --> 00:27:16,325
the reactor blows,
the tsunami hits,

748
00:27:16,326 --> 00:27:18,560
and the only one
who survives this is Toby.

749
00:27:18,563 --> 00:27:19,761
And that'll really piss me off.

750
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:20,797
Um...

751
00:27:20,798 --> 00:27:21,897
what about me? I'd survive.

752
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,065
Right. Sly, if I die,

753
00:27:23,067 --> 00:27:24,933
you give Toby a gooty-punch
when you see him.

754
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,935
- I'd prefer not.
- Happy, if you go in that pipe

755
00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:30,338
and open up those baffles,
that steam'll cook you alive.

756
00:27:32,143 --> 00:27:33,843
The plant oil dispersant!

757
00:27:35,313 --> 00:27:37,646
If it has the right composition,
it could work.

758
00:27:37,648 --> 00:27:39,981
Okay, it's, uh, silicon-based.

759
00:27:39,983 --> 00:27:42,084
Similar to the compound

760
00:27:42,086 --> 00:27:45,153
stuntmen use for protection
when they get lit on fire.

761
00:27:45,155 --> 00:27:47,522
- I can use it.
- You need to be totally covered.

762
00:27:47,525 --> 00:27:50,893
Any portion of your body
that is exposed will be roasted!

763
00:27:50,894 --> 00:27:52,295
Happy, it's too risky.

764
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,462
We need to find another way.

765
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,066
Too late.

766
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:58,800
I'm dousing her in
dispersant as we speak.

767
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,135
No, Happy! I'm your boss.

768
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:02,471
You are my employee, and
I'm telling you not to do this.

769
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,807
Wait until I get there,
and I will go down in the pipe.

770
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,142
Okay? Do you understand?

771
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:08,743
I understand that you're
on the other side of the plant

772
00:28:08,746 --> 00:28:10,145
and it'll take several minutes

773
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,580
for you to get here
and we don't have time.

774
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:12,647
Don't worry, boss.

775
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:14,115
I won't ask for workers' comp.

776
00:28:14,117 --> 00:28:15,852
That's not funny!
The goop will only protect you

777
00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,886
for a few seconds down there!

778
00:28:17,888 --> 00:28:19,288
That's all it'll take
for the steam

779
00:28:19,289 --> 00:28:22,023
to blast out of there.
Okay, Happy, close your eyes.

780
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:27,329
Okay. Ready?

781
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:41,210
Tell Sylvester not to punch Toby
in the crotch.

782
00:28:41,211 --> 00:28:43,011
Okay.

783
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:46,082
And tell Toby
that I really did love him.

784
00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:47,616
You tell him yourself.

785
00:28:47,618 --> 00:28:49,352
Paige,
you got to close that hatch.

786
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,920
We're down
to our last five minutes.

787
00:28:59,998 --> 00:29:01,696
Happy, according to
the schematics, you should be

788
00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:02,999
coming up on the baffles.

789
00:29:07,005 --> 00:29:08,471
I see 'em!

790
00:29:08,472 --> 00:29:10,472
Before you open them, you need
to make sure that your eyes

791
00:29:10,474 --> 00:29:12,607
are closed and you don't breathe
in for at least ten seconds.

792
00:29:12,609 --> 00:29:14,977
The steam will blast
over you incredibly fast.

793
00:29:14,979 --> 00:29:17,813
But if you inhale at all,
you will fry your lungs.

794
00:29:17,815 --> 00:29:19,815
Got it.

795
00:29:19,817 --> 00:29:21,884
Okay. On three.

796
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:25,086
One,

797
00:29:25,088 --> 00:29:26,788
two,

798
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:27,856
three!

799
00:29:32,997 --> 00:29:35,131
She did it! Steam's rushing
through the pipe!

800
00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:36,531
Ooh. It's hot as hell.

801
00:29:36,534 --> 00:29:37,933
I can't believe she's in there.

802
00:29:37,935 --> 00:29:41,537
The steam is creating
a giant bubble. Hold on.

803
00:29:45,143 --> 00:29:46,474
Canyon walls are collapsing.

804
00:29:46,477 --> 00:29:47,943
I'm pulling up a reading

805
00:29:47,945 --> 00:29:50,211
on severe acoustical
gravitational waves

806
00:29:50,213 --> 00:29:51,646
headed out towards the tsunami.

807
00:29:51,648 --> 00:29:54,317
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.

808
00:29:54,318 --> 00:29:56,786
No more PSI! Steam's gone!

809
00:29:56,788 --> 00:29:58,788
Happy! Happy!

810
00:29:58,789 --> 00:30:00,522
Oh, God, please answer! Happy!

811
00:30:00,525 --> 00:30:01,790
Shut your yap!

812
00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:04,326
It echoes in here!

813
00:30:06,864 --> 00:30:10,732
Man, I feel like a baked potato.

814
00:30:10,734 --> 00:30:12,335
Are you okay?

815
00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:14,737
I've been better. A little warm.

816
00:30:14,739 --> 00:30:17,573
Walt, is this gonna work?

817
00:30:17,575 --> 00:30:20,409
It better. Or in three minutes,
it's our funeral.

818
00:30:21,244 --> 00:30:23,578
So you want
your name back?

819
00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:25,681
Her name, Social Security
number, credit rating--

820
00:30:25,682 --> 00:30:27,048
the whole kit
and caboodle.

821
00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:28,750
Anything else?

822
00:30:28,752 --> 00:30:30,786
Cup of tea?
Sure.

823
00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:33,055
Some cookies?
That sounds lovely.

824
00:30:33,057 --> 00:30:35,124
Foot massage?
You're just being ridiculous.

825
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,792
No, you're being suicidal.

826
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,828
You come here when
you're on the wrong side

827
00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:42,097
of my balance sheet,
and you ask for a favor?

828
00:30:42,099 --> 00:30:44,232
When you should really
be asking for mercy.

829
00:30:44,234 --> 00:30:46,234
Toby, what do I look like?

830
00:30:46,237 --> 00:30:48,371
Jason Statham's uglier brother.

831
00:30:51,075 --> 00:30:52,842
You have a death wish.

832
00:30:52,844 --> 00:30:54,143
No. I don't.

833
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:55,577
But I do have something
that you need.

834
00:30:55,579 --> 00:30:57,880
I got a brain that can
profile and can compute

835
00:30:57,882 --> 00:30:59,781
faster than any
gambler you know.

836
00:30:59,784 --> 00:31:03,184
And it's yours if you just give
my friend her paper back.

837
00:31:05,856 --> 00:31:07,222
I don't follow.

838
00:31:07,224 --> 00:31:09,157
I'll break down every
college quarterback

839
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,792
with a drinking problem,

840
00:31:10,795 --> 00:31:13,561
every point guard who's gonna
choke with the game on the line,

841
00:31:13,564 --> 00:31:15,964
every angle that
the linemakers miss but I see.

842
00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:17,165
I'll give it
to you, Gooch.

843
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,968
I'm gonna give you
the inside scoop,

844
00:31:18,970 --> 00:31:20,603
and you will clean up.

845
00:31:20,605 --> 00:31:24,874
If you could still do that,
you'd be doing it.

846
00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:27,509
But from what I hear,

847
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:29,612
you don't like
the action anymore.

848
00:31:29,614 --> 00:31:31,646
I do. I love it.

849
00:31:31,648 --> 00:31:34,884
I just promised someone
I'd break the habit, but...

850
00:31:34,885 --> 00:31:37,086
things have changed.

851
00:31:38,288 --> 00:31:40,155
What do you say?
We got a deal?

852
00:31:43,728 --> 00:31:46,528
I'm new to town.

853
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:49,164
I show mercy to a guy who owes,

854
00:31:49,166 --> 00:31:51,333
and I'm a mutt.

855
00:31:51,335 --> 00:31:52,601
So...

856
00:31:52,603 --> 00:31:54,002
I'm just gonna kill you instead.

857
00:31:54,005 --> 00:31:56,305
Huh?
Grab her.

858
00:31:56,307 --> 00:31:59,141
No. No! Toby? Toby!
No, no, no, no.

859
00:31:59,143 --> 00:32:00,241
Come on, we don't
have to do this.

860
00:32:00,243 --> 00:32:01,477
No. Toby, please...

861
00:32:01,479 --> 00:32:03,378
We're old pals!

862
00:32:06,817 --> 00:32:10,118
Guys, the gravitational wave
will hit the tsunami

863
00:32:10,121 --> 00:32:11,653
in ten seconds; plug your ears!

864
00:32:11,655 --> 00:32:12,887
Why plug our ears?

865
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:15,223
Because a sonic boom
will follow the wave collision.

866
00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:17,058
At least, I think that's
the order it happens.

867
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,228
Lately, I seem unable
to figure out which comes first.

868
00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:21,130
Time to plug my ears.

869
00:32:21,132 --> 00:32:22,498
You just can't stand
to hear the truth.

870
00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:28,304
Did it work?

871
00:32:28,306 --> 00:32:30,306
There is still a wave
heading towards you.

872
00:32:30,307 --> 00:32:31,740
Theoretically, it should be

873
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,442
less strong and much smaller,
but there's no way to tell

874
00:32:34,444 --> 00:32:35,911
until it's right on top of you.

875
00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:38,980
I think I see a wave
out there heading inland.

876
00:32:38,982 --> 00:32:41,016
Do we run?
There's no point.

877
00:32:41,018 --> 00:32:43,986
And there's no point
in us fighting.

878
00:32:43,988 --> 00:32:46,087
I don't care which
kiss came first.

879
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,423
I just care that we
kissed. I'm sorry.

880
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:49,592
Me, too.

881
00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:51,326
Guys, heads up.

882
00:32:51,328 --> 00:32:52,461
The wave will grow rapidly

883
00:32:52,462 --> 00:32:54,195
over the last several meters
to shore.

884
00:32:54,198 --> 00:32:56,030
There's our wave.
It's coming in.

885
00:32:56,032 --> 00:32:57,333
Is it growing?

886
00:33:08,712 --> 00:33:11,180
It's a weenie wave.

887
00:33:11,182 --> 00:33:12,347
So that's it?

888
00:33:12,349 --> 00:33:14,817
No. We take the two-hour flight
back to L.A.,

889
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,352
find Toby, and I kick his ass.

890
00:33:16,354 --> 00:33:19,121
Wait, when you were in the pipe,
you said you still loved him.

891
00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:20,655
That's when I thought
I was gonna die.

892
00:33:20,657 --> 00:33:22,458
Now I've got a tracker
on his key chain,

893
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,992
and I don't want
to breach that trust,

894
00:33:23,994 --> 00:33:27,630
but he's forced my hand,
so I'm gonna go hunt him down.

895
00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:30,865
Who'd have thought Toby'd
be the one to die today?

896
00:33:41,781 --> 00:33:45,217
Where the hell is he?
It's been three hours.

897
00:33:45,219 --> 00:33:48,252
He said he had to get
some guys to help.

898
00:33:48,255 --> 00:33:51,289
He'll be here.

899
00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:54,058
If they were gonna kill us, why
don't they just do it already?

900
00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:55,760
I assume they're waiting
to find someone

901
00:33:55,762 --> 00:33:58,230
who can dispose of
a casket and two bodies.

902
00:33:58,231 --> 00:33:59,530
God...

903
00:33:59,532 --> 00:34:01,900
Amy, I am so sorry.

904
00:34:01,902 --> 00:34:03,969
I just keep
messing your life up.

905
00:34:03,971 --> 00:34:05,369
No, you were
trying to help.

906
00:34:05,372 --> 00:34:07,638
I'm the one who got you
trapped in a coffin.

907
00:34:07,641 --> 00:34:08,840
This is a casket.

908
00:34:08,842 --> 00:34:10,809
Coffin's tapered
at the head and the foot.

909
00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:12,177
Really? That's the
last conversation

910
00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:13,878
that you ever
want to have?

911
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,213
Correcting someone's
word choice?

912
00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:16,447
Probably not.
It's just that you...

913
00:34:16,449 --> 00:34:18,282
you don't want to go out
being wrong about...

914
00:34:23,056 --> 00:34:25,056
Why did you do that?

915
00:34:25,059 --> 00:34:27,025
What do you mean?

916
00:34:27,027 --> 00:34:29,226
You told the Gooch that
things had changed.

917
00:34:29,228 --> 00:34:32,230
No, I-I meant that
I had a friend in need,

918
00:34:32,231 --> 00:34:34,231
so I was willing to gamble.

919
00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:36,201
I'm not willing
to gamble my marriage.

920
00:34:36,202 --> 00:34:37,568
Look, I loved
you once, okay?

921
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:39,938
And I'm scared, and you
tried to help me today,

922
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:41,706
and it's been a long
time since anyone's done

923
00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:42,773
anything nice for me.
I don't care.

924
00:34:42,775 --> 00:34:44,342
Look, if I only have
a minute to live,

925
00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:45,911
I don't want to spend it
with another woman's lips

926
00:34:45,913 --> 00:34:47,545
on mine; I love Happy.
Shut up. Shh.

927
00:34:47,547 --> 00:34:49,280
I will not shut up.
You made me an adulterer

928
00:34:49,282 --> 00:34:51,650
in my last moments on Earth.
Shut up. I hear something.

929
00:34:53,353 --> 00:34:55,019
Took you long enough.

930
00:34:55,021 --> 00:34:56,688
My cousins were
way up in Ventura.

931
00:34:56,690 --> 00:34:58,456
- You didn't give me advanced notice.
- Whatever.

932
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:01,193
Here. That is a grand more
than you asked for.

933
00:35:01,195 --> 00:35:03,628
So don't mess this up.
Nice, deep,

934
00:35:03,630 --> 00:35:06,831
and in a plot no one visits, so
nobody notices disturbed soil.

935
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,065
I know just the place.

936
00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:09,333
Get the cargo ready.

937
00:35:09,335 --> 00:35:10,568
All right.

938
00:35:10,570 --> 00:35:11,836
Pull that out.

939
00:35:11,838 --> 00:35:13,672
No!
Here we go.

940
00:35:13,673 --> 00:35:15,574
Hey, Curtis.

941
00:35:15,576 --> 00:35:18,376
When I see you
in the next life...

942
00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:20,679
I'm still gonna want my money.

943
00:35:23,182 --> 00:35:25,117
- Freeze!
- Hands up!

944
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:26,251
Don't move!

945
00:35:26,253 --> 00:35:27,552
Easy.

946
00:35:27,554 --> 00:35:29,387
There's an open
grave over there!

947
00:35:29,389 --> 00:35:32,090
You move an inch, I'm gonna
fill it with your ass!

948
00:35:35,161 --> 00:35:37,461
Happy, you don't know
what you're gonna find in there.

949
00:35:37,463 --> 00:35:38,764
Maybe you should let me.

950
00:35:38,766 --> 00:35:40,132
No, I got it.

951
00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:45,536
Happy?

952
00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:48,340
Jackass.
I see your back's better.

953
00:35:48,342 --> 00:35:49,907
This is not
what it looks like.

954
00:35:49,909 --> 00:35:51,643
Really? It looks like
you're gooty to gooty

955
00:35:51,644 --> 00:35:53,110
with your ex in a coffin.

956
00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:55,646
It's a casket, actually.
A coffin is tapered...

957
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,260
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

958
00:36:09,262 --> 00:36:11,429
Look at us.
We may have had

959
00:36:11,431 --> 00:36:14,199
a silly spat today,
but now we are totally in sync.

960
00:36:14,201 --> 00:36:17,501
Absolutely. And if I recall,
NSYNC was the first concert

961
00:36:17,503 --> 00:36:19,237
you went to as a teenager?
Indeed.

962
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,405
And yours was
Mahler's <i>9th Symphony</i>

963
00:36:21,407 --> 00:36:23,541
played by
the Dublin Philharmonic.

964
00:36:23,543 --> 00:36:24,643
They were resplendent.

965
00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,344
Man, we are gonna
wipe the floors

966
00:36:26,346 --> 00:36:27,813
with those saps tonight.

967
00:36:27,815 --> 00:36:30,514
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

968
00:36:30,516 --> 00:36:33,284
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

969
00:36:33,286 --> 00:36:34,619
That we should give them
the desks.

970
00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:36,521
Temporarily, but yes.
They've had a rough day.

971
00:36:36,523 --> 00:36:37,989
Let's give them a win.

972
00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:40,157
I love the way your brain works.

973
00:36:41,661 --> 00:36:43,795
Really?

974
00:36:43,797 --> 00:36:46,697
He signed his name
in gold-flaked ink?

975
00:36:46,699 --> 00:36:48,766
Full name and everything?

976
00:36:48,768 --> 00:36:51,135
Even the "P"?

977
00:36:51,137 --> 00:36:52,971
Don't feel bad, Dyfrost.

978
00:36:52,972 --> 00:36:55,340
It was one autograph
per customer,

979
00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:57,708
and we both know
that J. Randall P. Smythe

980
00:36:57,710 --> 00:37:00,545
does not bend the rules
or make exceptions for anyone.

981
00:37:00,547 --> 00:37:03,414
I guess not even
his biggest fans on Earth.

982
00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:08,987
By Apollo's Healing Hands!

983
00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:11,422
- Um...
- Sly.

984
00:37:11,425 --> 00:37:13,157
I think you know
this gentleman.

985
00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:15,860
J. Randall P. Smythe.

986
00:37:16,929 --> 00:37:18,563
I understand

987
00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:21,166
you couldn't make
my book adorning

988
00:37:21,168 --> 00:37:22,800
due to pressing matters?

989
00:37:22,802 --> 00:37:24,769
Uh, I-I had work.

990
00:37:24,771 --> 00:37:26,338
He had to save
some people.

991
00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:29,240
It's something he's done
on numerous occasions.

992
00:37:29,242 --> 00:37:31,443
How are you here?

993
00:37:31,445 --> 00:37:34,980
Well, I, uh, stopped by
the Wizard's Trunk...

994
00:37:34,981 --> 00:37:36,047
Warlock's Chest.

995
00:37:36,048 --> 00:37:38,483
Whatever. On the way back
from the cemetery

996
00:37:38,485 --> 00:37:40,885
to see if I couldn't get
a couple signed copies,

997
00:37:40,887 --> 00:37:43,088
since you missed it,
and Randall here

998
00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:46,724
heard all that you do and
wanted to meet you personally.

999
00:37:46,726 --> 00:37:49,527
But you never sign
after an event.

1000
00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:52,063
Unlike the characters that
spring from my mind to page,

1001
00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:53,565
you, Sylvester Dodd,

1002
00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,266
are a true hero.

1003
00:37:55,268 --> 00:37:57,969
It's a pleasure to sign for you.

1004
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,121
Thank you!

1005
00:38:16,123 --> 00:38:17,889
Okay, well,
Randy here's a busy guy,

1006
00:38:17,891 --> 00:38:19,657
so we should let him get going.

1007
00:38:19,659 --> 00:38:22,027
Good-bye, brave sir.

1008
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,099
So are we good now?

1009
00:38:29,101 --> 00:38:32,737
I don't need the IRS looking
into my appearance fees.

1010
00:38:32,739 --> 00:38:37,909
And they won't be, as long as
you sign my copy, too.

1011
00:38:37,911 --> 00:38:40,045
And don't forget the "P."

1012
00:38:45,952 --> 00:38:48,085
Here's your coffee.

1013
00:38:48,088 --> 00:38:49,721
If you think
coffee can fix this,

1014
00:38:49,722 --> 00:38:50,889
you are more delusional
than I thought.

1015
00:38:50,913 --> 00:38:52,913
Nothing happened.

1016
00:38:55,161 --> 00:38:57,996
Except we kissed-- but she
initiated it, and I stopped it.

1017
00:38:57,998 --> 00:39:00,599
And I would never do anything
with her or anyone else,

1018
00:39:00,601 --> 00:39:01,967
you got to believe me.

1019
00:39:01,969 --> 00:39:04,702
I believe you. I never thought
you were stepping out on me.

1020
00:39:04,704 --> 00:39:07,172
Well, Paige said that
you've been pissed all day.

1021
00:39:07,173 --> 00:39:10,307
Because I know you used to go
to Koreatown to gamble, stupid.

1022
00:39:10,309 --> 00:39:14,144
I have spent years fixing you
from the mess that you were.

1023
00:39:14,146 --> 00:39:16,715
And then some chick
from the past gets you to go

1024
00:39:16,717 --> 00:39:19,416
to all the backroom games
and loan shark huts

1025
00:39:19,418 --> 00:39:20,918
that used to get you
into trouble.

1026
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,822
And we both know how bad you can
get when you lose control.

1027
00:39:23,824 --> 00:39:27,525
I love you.
We're trying to make a baby.

1028
00:39:27,527 --> 00:39:30,695
And I cannot let you
lose control again.

1029
00:39:34,034 --> 00:39:36,201
I can't lose you.

1030
00:39:38,038 --> 00:39:41,438
I'm sorry I made you worry.

1031
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,708
You know, there were temptations
that would've broken other men--

1032
00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:47,846
gambling and casket kissing.

1033
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:54,351
Those other men don't have
Happy Quinn to lose, but I do.

1034
00:39:57,490 --> 00:39:59,490
I'm never gonna be
a mess again, Happy.

1035
00:39:59,492 --> 00:40:01,659
You don't have
to worry about that.

1036
00:40:03,463 --> 00:40:05,630
Guys.

1037
00:40:05,632 --> 00:40:08,233
We made a decision
about the desks.

1038
00:40:08,235 --> 00:40:10,367
No, no, we had a deal.
You can't chicken out

1039
00:40:10,369 --> 00:40:12,170
just because you guys
were fighting all day.

1040
00:40:12,172 --> 00:40:13,137
We're not chickening out.

1041
00:40:18,144 --> 00:40:19,945
You know what, let's
kick their asses.

1042
00:40:19,947 --> 00:40:21,179
Absolutely.

1043
00:40:21,181 --> 00:40:22,813
Shall we? Hmm.
Yeah.

1044
00:40:22,815 --> 00:40:24,849
Mind if we query first?

1045
00:40:24,851 --> 00:40:26,617
Well, it makes
no difference.

1046
00:40:26,619 --> 00:40:30,355
Paige and I are completely in
sync; no matter what the order

1047
00:40:30,356 --> 00:40:32,423
or the question,
we will be victorious.

1048
00:40:32,425 --> 00:40:34,626
Fine. Here we go.

1049
00:40:34,628 --> 00:40:36,628
"A query, my deary:

1050
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:39,164
Where did you first kiss
your deary?"

1051
00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:41,132
- In the garage.
- Kovelsky's.

1052
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:43,335
Damn it.

1053
00:40:46,224 --> 00:40:53,125
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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